Added context because it's even weirder than that (also CW: gore, and general ickiness) . He cut it off with a fucking chainsaw he just had laying around in his minivan. A minivan that also contained his family at the time. After it was strapped to the roof of the van, his family had to cover themselves up with tarps or garbage bags (can't remember which) because anytime he would hit the breaks "whale juice" would splash into the vehicle, soaking them in the whale's decaying remains
Added context because it's even weirder than that (also CW: gore, and general ickiness) . He cut it off with a fucking chainsaw he just had laying around in his minivan. A minivan that also contained his family at the time. After it was strapped to the roof of the van, his family had to cover themselves up with tarps or garbage bags (can't remember which) because anytime he would hit the breaks "whale juice" would splash into the vehicle, soaking them in the whale's decaying remains
Get yourself a partner who looks at you like RFK Jr. looks at rotting meat he found on the ground.
Dude living like a Vonnegut character
it's so weird that this guy ended up with a brain worm such mystery
Oh so trying to outdo Mitt Romney's Dog Incident.
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