A boomer who had spent the past half hour of the car ride talking about how much he related to Buddhist concepts of compassion mentioned that he thought the homeless people behind his house had stolen his telescope, so he wanted to give them IV drugs coated in rat poison
A boomer who had spent the past half hour of the car ride talking about how much he related to Buddhist concepts of compassion mentioned that he thought the homeless people behind his house had stolen his telescope, so he wanted to give them IV drugs coated in rat poison
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Bootyism, as revealed by the Prophet Sir Mix a Lot.
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That should be a sitcom.
"You say you relate to Buddhist concepts of compassion."
"Yeah."
"But you want to poison people with rat poison."
"Yeah. The homeless people behind my house stole my telescope."
"Do you see the problem?"
"What problem?"
"Let's start again. You say you relate to..."