Eat shit and die -> Excuse me
Eat shit and die, motherfucker -> Excuse me, sir
This killed me, I am dead now 💀💀💀
When the fuck do they expect me to do this / Perhaps I can work late
Ask me if I give a fuck / Of course, I'm concerned
Really? Interesting behavior, you're the sir-ing DoD?! Of course I'm concerned about language civility in an organization devoted to making as many corpses as possible. I see, do you see? I don't think you understand.
Old Phrase
Tell someone who gives a fuckNew Phase
Perhaps you should check with..."Yeah? Why don't you tell someone who... uh, I mean... perhaps you should check with someone who gives a fuck?"
when I left my fun (but shit pay/no healthcare) outdoor physical labor job, I had to condition myself to a completely new set of phrases some might construe as "professional". I knew a guy who would respond to clusterfucks with a monotone "incredible" but if something was really indefensibly insane he would just say, flatly, "interesting". outside of work, he was much more expressive, but it can be a kind of amusing game to see how much of a flat affect and reserved demeanor one can maintain during the reveal of surreal corruption and incompetence. like who can keep a calm exterior going and trying to get others who recognize the absurdity to laugh first.
makes me think of some scene from Ozark where Marty (the master of this) responds to some batshit admission with just the word "dynamite" in complete monotone.
it can be a kind of amusing game to see how much of a flat affect and reserved demeanor one can maintain during the reveal of surreal corruption and incompetence
Yeees, it can be ... quite amusing, detective.I toned down my language after switching from construction and wrecking yards to indoor jobs and still can't keep it under control lmao
I just contaminate everywhere I work now instead.
Mrs Jacoby, in human form. Blow yourself.
Mrs. Leeds, in human form. Blow yourself.
