Build your own cravings box - too big thinky

soft taco - get crunchy, coward

chalupa supreme - not that crunchy

cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me

cantina chicken soft taco - it's like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit

cantina chicken burrito - I sleep

Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don't need the creme when it comes to lemon

Cheesy roll up - respect yourself

cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta

Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value

mild sauce packet - grow up

reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal

creamy jalapeno sauce - that's a shit load of calories though holy SHIT

red sauce - respect yourself

Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself

wild strawberry freeze - the word wild

cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it's mogged by sausage

Thank you

  • The_sleepy_woke_dialectic [he/him]
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    5 days ago

    I was trying to think I of what an "american" restaurant would name their version of "fiesta potatoes" that would sound as cringe but everything I could think of I could absolutely see a restaurant actually naming something so I don't know