Build your own cravings box - too big thinky
soft taco - get crunchy, coward
chalupa supreme - not that crunchy
cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me
cantina chicken soft taco - it's like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit
cantina chicken burrito - I sleep
Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don't need the creme when it comes to lemon
Cheesy roll up - respect yourself
cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta
Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value
mild sauce packet - grow up
reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal
creamy jalapeno sauce - that's a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
red sauce - respect yourself
Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself
wild strawberry freeze - the word wild
cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it's mogged by sausage
Thank you
When the revolution comes, we will have Baja Blast available year-round in the community kitchen.
Counterpoint, the build your own cravings box is just about the only way to get a full vegan meal (assuming youre okay buying from the cow slaughtering business in the first place). Everything has cheese or sour crean by default so if you have to customize it all anyway its cheaper to get the box.
Counter to my counterpoint, They run their kitchens in an assembly line fashion that means 4 people will touch your food before its done and with the long and confusing receipts custom orders print, they will get your order wrong 50% of the time. So your vegan box turns into a fun way to gamble, especially if you live somewhere they couldn't possibly conceive of someone substituting beef for potatoes or anything else and think you made a mistake.
For what it's worth (in regards to my badpost), I tried to not just bash vegan options. I also just sort of hoped that nobody would come into a thread about the taco bell menu on c/badposting thinking they were getting good philosophy. This explanation of the build your own box was a tasteful addition, thank you.
In the spirit of bad posting and to turn this ship around, you did say mild sauce is for children so I'm afraid we're gonna have to fight.
Show
Sorry, I don't fight itty bitty fucking babies who can't handle a widde bit of spice
I just get 3 cheesy bean and rice burritos "hold the cheesy" and they've never objected. I usually pack myself a lunch anymore though because I don't have that kinda eating out money and if I do I might as well go to a sit down place since it's the same price anyway in 2024.
I'm glad I didn't see the cheesy bean and rice burrito. That thing is probably the best value fast food item I can think of.
I was trying to think I of what an "american" restaurant would name their version of "fiesta potatoes" that would sound as cringe but everything I could think of I could absolutely see a restaurant actually naming something so I don't know
Black bean crunchwrap supreme: $6.69.
Build your own veggie box: $6.99. Includes the crunchwrap, plus a taco, plus a side, plus a drink.
I know they're doing some kind of marketing psyop where they overprice the individual menu items to make it seem like a better deal but still.
Crunchwrap Supreme thoughts? I've taken the fold and cronchy middle idea to the home and have made good slop. Taco bell is basically gone in my region now.
I think it's a tier below just going for a burrito or a crunchy taco which have my heart (which is why I often prefer chipotle). But to call it bad is being contrarian. Though if you make slop at home, at a certain level, it clears fast food slop entirely and that's a magical moment.
Not really my tempo but it seems like a solid option for a high vegetarian. They're not called fiesta potatoes so that bumps it up out of bad tier for me.
I think there are times where it sees play. It's a weird, really roundabout reason, but going abroad softened my opinion on the use of sauces as toppings on "perfectly good food." It also has the funny text. A good addition to nearly any order you'd get there.
(intense breathing)...... (carefully unwraps opinion from "boomer opinion" wrapper).........
back in my day....... fire sauce was the hottest sauce........
Diablo isnt just spicier, it has a sweet tang to it that I remember making it taste way better
The potato tacos are the only things that id buy other than when they had the cool ranch tacos. The nacho fries are also disgustingly good too bad they were cold half the time
But I dont get the point of going to taco bell for quesadillas or chalupas when you can get great ones from any mexican restaurant for close same price
creamy jalapeno sauce - that's a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
it's mayo, with a little jalapeño in it
But still, just straight mayo slathered onto a taco or burrito
Is that the stuff they use in their quesadillas. It's kind of the only thing I really miss there, but BDS has really saved me from some late-night binges.
I am now second guessing myself for every time I've put kewpie mayo on stuff. The mayo has turned itself inwards towards me.
