• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Hexbear's official joyless scold here.

    He's a creepy old man with a very peculiar interest in animal cruelty, but liking big butts is not even on my radar for bad things about him.

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  • Krem [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Wow... 😍😍 Goddess... 🥰🥰🥰 You're Smile Brightens My Day... 😉😉😉😉Amazingly Princess...🌹🌹🌹🌹

    monke-beepboop

    • RION [she/her]
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      1 day ago

      brainworms: Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd.

  • Moss [they/them]
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    1 day ago

    He's being creepy for sure, but also, like, being discovered to be horny should not be a bad thing. In 30 years all the politicians will have a digital footprint showing that they commented "step on me mommy" 30 times in one day.

  • Lussy [any]
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    1 day ago

    What a fucking idi-

    Wow, fair enough

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    If he were to be assassinated for this, he wouldn't even be the first Kennedy to be assassinated by the volcel deep state.

    That's right, JFK was assassinated by the volcel police for hornyposting on 1963's TikTok (which I assume is some sort of telegram) over Marilyn Monroe.

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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        1 day ago

        "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because I am hard"

        Inside Job did allude to this as one of the weird non-conspiracy, 100% real clips they play

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Most orgs give social media manager types a company phone to avoid things like this.

    But it’s also the job of social media managers for famous people to take the fall.

    • Aquilae [he/him, they/them]
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      1 day ago

      Yeah lmao and I remember seeing some people saying this site isn't that horny in another thread a day or two ago

      • EelBolshevikism [none/use name]
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        24 hours ago

        compared to the rest of the internet this thread is practically monastic.
        arguably still sexist, idk it's not easy to tell for me because I can't read vibes that precisely over text

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      1 day ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    it's a fair comment, with respect

    (respect for the model, not RFK)