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  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    When someone bad does something good we say "it's a trick. Get an axe." And then the libs don't listen to us and we all get killed by deadites.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      When the severed "evil" hand in the coffee can is actually the last vestiges of Bernie Sanders' redeemability that he's actively trying to contain and kill. sus-soviet

  • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 month ago

    Maybe I’m just not a trusting person, but I’d be weirded out if Nazis agreed with me that water was wet.

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      19 days ago

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  • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Dick Cheney: I believe that Kamala Harris will better administer the death machine I helped to create

    Liberals: This is so brave, he really has changed from his days of creating the death machine

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    If someone cheats on their spouse and blows through their savings at the gambling table, you don’t applaud them for then doing a better job of making sure their dirty laundry ends up in the hamper.

    • christian [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Sure you do, they've wrecked their life and are dealing with the fallout and you support their rehabilitation and try to help get them on the right track. It's not like you're advocating for them publicly after they committed war crimes without consequence or anything.

  • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    liberals are really openly embracing their desire to support Hitler lately, I'm proud of them for self-actualizing

  • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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    1 month ago

    I wonder if the demons realize that linking arm in arm with war criminals who should've faced the gallows 20 years ago is really only proving the party's dissenters right

    • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Best part is no one believes that part of helping hitler end himself. Everyone can smell the punk in em. Like jay z said we don't you, you need more people.

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    • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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      1 month ago

      Honestly, I've been liking how just downright Correct "dog" feels as invective for those types. What else do you call a servile animal that somebody else housebroke specifically to sit in their laps and lap at their boots?

      • tocopherol [any]
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        1 month ago

        Even most dogs have a stronger moral compass than these libs though, I don't want to disparage good pups

        • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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          1 month ago

          True. I've just been working to excise explicitly gendered slurs out of my vocabulary given where I grew up and honestly 'dog' somehow feels more raw

          • tocopherol [any]
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            1 month ago

            It does have a good impact and reminds me fondly of the speech from MGS2 where Gurlukovich calls the Marine commandant a dog, it has a connotation of anti-imperialism in my mind, I just love dogs doggo-matapacos

        • Absolute@lemmygrad.ml
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          1 month ago

          I feel like your average dog has the subconscious intuition to empathize at least somewhat with human emotions without explicit training, something that liberals are clearly lacking

          • christian [he/him]
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            1 month ago

            I think most dogs are capable of learning to suppress that if a malicious owner is diligently training them towards that from a young enough age. But somehow I think I'm not going to be interested in distributing blame for how this attack dog is acting until I'm no longer in the same room as him.

      • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        We've come from the days of only sort of understanding communists of old using phrases like imperialist dogs, to understanding it very viscerally and personally

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  • GoodGuyWithACat [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    They could have used any word to indicate shooting Hitler and yet they chose "doming" soviet-pout

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  • TurquoiseCthrne [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    “And then after Trump lost, I’d to see helping Hitler finish ending himself.” GUYS PLEASE DONT THINK IM A BAD PERSON SEE IM A GOOD PERSON SEE SEE IM PROGRESSIVE JUST LIKE YOU ARE

    • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      It's like that quote where Orwell lavishes praise upon Hitler that libs rush to defend because he put in a token mention of wanting to kill him.

  • loathsome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 month ago

    One of the worst consequences of Marvel slop and similar shit getting popular is that stupid liberals will say the stupidist shit involving multiverses and time travel with no hint of irony.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      While on the subject, I'll never understand the conclusion that some edgier liberals take of "if multiverse then nothing matters and mass murder is okay and cool and funny actually."

      It's like they were waiting for a metaphysical permission slip to do that.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    It appears they are the moderate wing of something or other.