Title
Dick Cheney: I believe that Kamala Harris will better administer the death machine I helped to create
Liberals: This is so brave, he really has changed from his days of creating the death machine
“And then after Trump lost, I’d to see helping Hitler finish ending himself.” GUYS PLEASE DONT THINK IM A BAD PERSON SEE IM A GOOD PERSON SEE SEE IM PROGRESSIVE JUST LIKE YOU ARE
It's like that quote where Orwell lavishes praise upon Hitler that libs rush to defend because he put in a token mention of wanting to kill him.
I've seen this before but i fucking love the line "thank you mr. Hitler"
Imagine typing that out and being like, yeah, this is good.
When someone bad does something good we say "it's a trick. Get an axe." And then the libs don't listen to us and we all get killed by deadites.
When the severed "evil" hand in the coffee can is actually the last vestiges of Bernie Sanders' redeemability that he's actively trying to contain and kill.
"I only do good things because I'm rewarded for them." - any mammal that's been domesticated, namely a DOG
Honestly, I've been liking how just downright Correct "dog" feels as invective for those types. What else do you call a servile animal that somebody else housebroke specifically to sit in their laps and lap at their boots?
We've come from the days of only sort of understanding communists of old using phrases like imperialist dogs, to understanding it very viscerally and personally
Even most dogs have a stronger moral compass than these libs though, I don't want to disparage good pups
True. I've just been working to excise explicitly gendered slurs out of my vocabulary given where I grew up and honestly 'dog' somehow feels more raw
It does have a good impact and reminds me fondly of the speech from MGS2 where Gurlukovich calls the Marine commandant a dog, it has a connotation of anti-imperialism in my mind, I just love dogs
I feel like your average dog has the subconscious intuition to empathize at least somewhat with human emotions without explicit training, something that liberals are clearly lacking
I think most dogs are capable of learning to suppress that if a malicious owner is diligently training them towards that from a young enough age. But somehow I think I'm not going to be interested in distributing blame for how this attack dog is acting until I'm no longer in the same room as him.
Truly, the best pup. Nothing like that absolute gremlin Pom.
They could have used any word to indicate shooting Hitler and yet they chose "doming"
something tells me this guy has been waiting for a chance to rationalize personality giving dome to "Mr. Hitler" and then say thank you.
Just keep the Nazi s.a. fan fic to yourselves tho... Lol. Like don't bottom for a Nazi. Dom- ing tho. Maybe. If it's done without the explicit intent of sexual gratification - ball stomping, penectomy, piss, shit, beating the shit out of them - all perfectly acceptable.
Oh oh, I almost forgot. Just split the dick right down the middle, a banana split if you will.
I wonder if the demons realize that linking arm in arm with war criminals who should've faced the gallows 20 years ago is really only proving the party's dissenters right
Best part is no one believes that part of helping hitler end himself. Everyone can smell the punk in em. Like jay z said we don't you, you need more people.
Maybe I’m just not a trusting person, but I’d be weirded out if Nazis agreed with me that water was wet.
Good thing it only makes other things wet then.
(inb4 I get dogpiled for being a smarmy dipshit 
)
liberals are really openly embracing their desire to support Hitler lately, I'm proud of them for self-actualizing
One of the worst consequences of Marvel slop and similar shit getting popular is that stupid liberals will say the stupidist shit involving multiverses and time travel with no hint of irony.
While on the subject, I'll never understand the conclusion that some edgier liberals take of "if multiverse then nothing matters and mass murder is okay and cool and funny actually."
It's like they were waiting for a metaphysical permission slip to do that.
If someone cheats on their spouse and blows through their savings at the gambling table, you don’t applaud them for then doing a better job of making sure their dirty laundry ends up in the hamper.
Sure you do, they've wrecked their life and are dealing with the fallout and you support their rehabilitation and try to help get them on the right track. It's not like you're advocating for them publicly after they committed war crimes without consequence or anything.
