From the diving board

Pools, ponds, and lakes, no, ocean yes

I pee into the pool, from the outside 😎

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I thought everyone did it.

Even fairly small pools have thousands of gallons of water, a full bladder holds about 2 cups. You'd have to have 80 people empty full bladders in a 3900 gallon pool(a 12' round above ground pool) just to get to .25% piss.

Yes

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Depends on how many beers Ive had

JK I get out. But in the lake, don't catch my wake

Yes, into a pool of my own piss that I keep in my attic. I mean who doesn't?