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minus-squaredannoffs [he/him]hexbear41·13 hours agoI'm completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza. link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexagonhexbear23·13 hours agoI am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius. link
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I'm completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius.