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  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.

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  • buh [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    how can you be this online yet chronically years behind on memes

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    • Redcuban1959 [any]
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      2 months ago

      Elon is literally 50's years old. He is legit a real life fellow-kids

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  • Hexboare [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    "I don't like the... effects of most alcohol"

    A fellow methanol connoisseur I see

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 months ago

      Show

      Picture: famous Polish cooking show host, Robert Makłowicz, text goes: When you lost sight from the hooch, but it was so good that you recommend it to the viewers anyway.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    The man libs would have you believe will usher in the future is 15 years behind on the present.

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      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        Of course he would want cars on mars instead of just designing society better...

  • Tomboymoder [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    2 months ago

    I like how Elon is trying to sound all sophisticated and then this guy just exposes him for the immature man-child he is

  • bigbrowncommie69 [any]
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    2 months ago

    Bourgeoisie wasting good wine by pouring it into a big bowl and letting it sit before serving.

    And they say we're too dumb to run the economy. Mf-ers have never made $100 stretch over a month before

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Everyone doubts this guy's genius, but he has invented time travel. Specifically, his brain has been sent to the last decade where honey badger memes and imgur posts about chili and narwhal bacon was popular. He's going to go on epic meal time next and then do an epic ice bucket challenge.

    Its a temporal manipulation only the genius Elon Musk could have accomplished.

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  • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    For some reason I thought Musk was a teetotaler.

    The weirdest rich people tend to be teetotaler.

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      • Biggay [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        I literally dont remember the last time I saw a gold can coke. It feels like something that died with the W administration.

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          My grandma stocked it in the 90s so she could give it to us kids and we wouldn't be ricocheting off the walls all night.

          She was a wise woman. My brain associates those cans with those memories.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        2 months ago

        Just such a masochistic thing to drink.... The perfect beverage to serve with your daily Soylent.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Whenever I see someone reply to Elon like this, I always assume it is a sockpuppet of his so he can humblebrag about a time when people were forced to endure his presence. Seriously, this story is cringier than the cringy shit I would do at parties as a teenager, but he probably thinks he "owned" them with his oh-so-clever retort.

    • christian [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Just coming across this thread now I looked at the screencap and assumed it was being posted because another sockpuppet got outed.