No, it must be because CERN destroyed the universe and now we're living inside the black hole that they created that's simultaneously also a simulation of a simulation of our old universe
No, it must be because CERN destroyed the universe and now we're living inside the black hole that they created that's simultaneously also a simulation of a simulation of our old universe
No it's because
Abed rolled that dice 
and we ended up in the 'darkest timeline' we have to get back to the 'good timeline' where everything was peachy and nothing bad was happening (Obama's second term)
In the mean time, everyone put on your evil goatees