I would cry

Please censor all offending photos, not at all to stimulate the horny center. Imo opinion blurry / pixelated work best but big black censoring is definitely where it's at too. Now that that's out of the way, feel free to 'goon' over positive concepts like love and acceptance, but never actually think about s3x itself. To be the bestest not s3x haver you gotta reconfigure your input for your output, if you know what I mean. Also learn to stretch out that prison wallet, if we're being good not s3x havers then we have no need for stimulation of our dangly bit, so get to work using a non phallic device to desensitize our self storage compartment so that we may only use it for smuggling things like buttered popcorn into a theater without succumbing to the temptation of mental and bodily weakness that is gooning. And then more than likely gooning itself will cease to be, only now a faint memory. Now you'll be able to serve your girlfriend and your shared boyfriend without thinking about silly things like s3x and can hold onto things like a camera, noise cancelling headphones, lube, tripod, and whatever else your heart desires, all in service to love and consideration, and to be the bestest walking talking meat purse there ever was.

Rule Two: No propagation of the outdated neo-feudal theory of sexual reproduction

Can i please propose a rule rewording and one new rule actually two new rules can we pelase censor all mentions of the word s#x amd related terminology secondly. Pr#pogation in the rule above is too close to s#xual repro#uction for my liking can we please say 'endorsement and/or encouragement' also no use of asterixes because they look like a b#tthole which can be used for s#x