• PKMKII [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      Unless it's Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don't like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame.

      Could be worse, could be miracle whip

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        3 months ago

        I want to meet the mind that looked at mayonnaise and went "What if this was half sugar?"

        • barrbaric [he/him]
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          3 months ago

          I still remember the one time my mom bought it by mistake and we were all just shocked and horrified at the existence of this product that millions of people apparently like.

          • Chronicon [they/them]
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            3 months ago

            I have positive memories of it on sandwiches at grandma's/auntie's place ngl

            salty and sweet is good, fight me

            (but yeah the concept is very burgerbrained lol)

    • mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml
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      3 months ago

      What a weird thing for your family to be precious over. Eat ketchup with whatever you want friend, you have my support.

    • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Absolutely unhinged, not materialist, and frankly embarrassing for any grown adult to pass judgment on someone else’s food tastes. Unless it’s Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don’t like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame.

      I have been known to eat peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

          • Chronicon [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            I don't have any of the three ingredients rn lol, I do genuinely intend on trying it when I get groceries. til then its rice and granola and whatever crap I have lying around

          • Chronicon [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            Honestly not bad

            it's like...easier to eat than a dry peanut butter sandwich, the mayo helps it not turn to glue in your mouth, and the flavor is decent, if not life changing. adding a little salt and twang to PB isn't a bad move

            I had some really really good sandwiches last year from homemade russian dill pickles I was given and I think this might go good with those

            • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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              2 months ago

              So... peanut butter, mayonnaise, and pickles is the next step up? Am I understanding correctly?

              • Chronicon [they/them]
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                2 months ago

                I'm gonna try it

                those particular pickles had a shitton of garlic and made very good sandwiches

                • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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                  2 months ago

                  If it goes well, I may try it too. Though it may take me a while because I have less agency with groceries.

    • Bnova [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Unless it's Mayo, that stuff is nasty - I don't like it on my food and therefore nobody else should be allowed to have it without feeling shame.

      I will die on this hill mayo is goated absolutely the best condiment. Want some ketchup with your mayo? You got thousand island. You want some bbq with it? Campfire sauce. Spicy? Yes please. This isn't even looking at the dressings that you find it in either. And yes I am anti-cracker-aktion

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      There's a lot of anti-ketchup bigotry in the world today that no one is addressing.

      I stand in solidarity with my fellow vinegary tomato paste lovers.