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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 3 months ago

Cool person: "Dirt_Owl, alien posting will never be funny! Stop!" Me: "OH NO I GLEEPY DEEBY'D ON MY BEENIZ! GLORK GLORK GLORK!"

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Cool person: "Dirt_Owl, alien posting will never be funny! Stop!" Me: "OH NO I GLEEPY DEEBY'D ON MY BEENIZ! GLORK GLORK GLORK!"

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 3 months ago
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  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    E.T.

    Extra beans on
    Toast please

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    • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      beanis on toastis yarmo

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    • blight [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      beans geordi-yes

      … on toast geordi-no

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      • PointAndClique [they/them]
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        3 months ago

        Beans are good however you like to eat them. O respect your beanisdecision

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  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

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  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I have depicted you as the wojak

    Show

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    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 months ago

      kril-scream STOP

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 months ago

    Show

    Aliens are just goblins from space, change my mind

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  • Infamousblt [any]
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    3 months ago

    Alien posting has always been funny so whoever that cool person is sounds like a dweeb

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  • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    beanisalien

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  • SadArtemis [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    Glorbo'glorp posad

    Also if any mods see this, petition to add Aftonsparv as emoji

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  • booty [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    zurpnurpy vi gleenk

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get better worse material bozo

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