I'm gonna be a cath-splitter who asks things like "if Jesus was half man-half God, what happened to the God part of his foreskin? Is it here? Did a particularly shameful Pharisee wear it like Sauron's ring of power?

Or was it destroyed? Or perhaps he grabbed it and threw it in his pocket before he went to hell to confront Satan?"

I'm not sure how the Catholic institutions will be able to handle such things

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    That foreskin thing can create at least 152 splits

    • SheetsOfLenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The idea that the progression of human thought, ideology and institutions take on aspects that preceded it makes a lot of sense to me. We def picked up splitting from the religious

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Have you ever read a long sentence with fancy words and went "yeah obviously"

        :penguin-love:

        • SheetsOfLenin [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I just read and watch a billion stupid things that are slowly frying my synapses. I'm very much a dumb person that repeats smart things I heard somewhere

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            I get all my leftist "knowledge" from memes.