I'm gonna be a cath-splitter who asks things like "if Jesus was half man-half God, what happened to the God part of his foreskin? Is it here? Did a particularly shameful Pharisee wear it like Sauron's ring of power?
Or was it destroyed? Or perhaps he grabbed it and threw it in his pocket before he went to hell to confront Satan?"
I'm not sure how the Catholic institutions will be able to handle such things
The sweet wine is tasty, but you can buy a whole bottle for yourself without having to drink from the same filthy chalice as the rest of the church.
My gf's 1st grade nun teacher didn't let her write with left hand. She's now ambidextrous and can't differentiate left from right no matter how hard she tries
I kinda dig the music tho ngl. I was raised methodist so I'm used to boring
Ya know Nietzsche just couldn't follow his thought to the proper conclusion. "Oh if Gods were real I'd be so saaad that I wasn't one."
Like don't be a bitch dude, ascend to Godhood and take that fucking throne for yourself. Who the fuck talks about will to power without including the halls of heaven? Take God's shit and make him feel bad for creating his ultimate usurper
I prefer Leo Allatius' theory, that all parts of Christ ascended into heaven when he did, and that his foreskin became the rings around Saturn
I was perhaps too lackadaisical during my christian upbringing. I missed out on such beautiful ontotheological discussions
Fuck tradcath, become a dad-cath: only show up to church for Christmas, Easter, weddings and funerals but still insist that your kids get confirmed. Spend the rest of your time grilling and sharing woke pope memes on FB.
Posting rhymes as they say. I say that at least. Not all of my work is derivative. I'm creative okay?
The idea that the progression of human thought, ideology and institutions take on aspects that preceded it makes a lot of sense to me. We def picked up splitting from the religious
Have you ever read a long sentence with fancy words and went "yeah obviously"
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I just read and watch a billion stupid things that are slowly frying my synapses. I'm very much a dumb person that repeats smart things I heard somewhere
i remember in communion they didnt like being asked if jesus is tecnically a semi-god by greek standars and why did god hated the dinosaurs so much to send a meteor
