I'm gonna be a cath-splitter who asks things like "if Jesus was half man-half God, what happened to the God part of his foreskin? Is it here? Did a particularly shameful Pharisee wear it like Sauron's ring of power?
Or was it destroyed? Or perhaps he grabbed it and threw it in his pocket before he went to hell to confront Satan?"
I'm not sure how the Catholic institutions will be able to handle such things
The sweet wine is tasty, but you can buy a whole bottle for yourself without having to drink from the same filthy chalice as the rest of the church.
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did you get psycho nuns or nice nuns?
there is no inbetween
My gf's 1st grade nun teacher didn't let her write with left hand. She's now ambidextrous and can't differentiate left from right no matter how hard she tries
TFW there is no real sexy nuns in real life :sadness:
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