I'm gonna be a cath-splitter who asks things like "if Jesus was half man-half God, what happened to the God part of his foreskin? Is it here? Did a particularly shameful Pharisee wear it like Sauron's ring of power?

Or was it destroyed? Or perhaps he grabbed it and threw it in his pocket before he went to hell to confront Satan?"

I'm not sure how the Catholic institutions will be able to handle such things