I can basically summarize our rules into a bulleted list, but I wanted to get suggestions from everyone as well. What are some punchy phrases that might help libs avoid getting bearhugged?
Avoid liberalism or hang your liberalism from a tree before sleeping in you tent.
If a hexbear is approaching you, say "disengage! disengage!" over and over while fae is mauling you, faer sure to leave you alone.
- You can summon Hexbear by mentioning Hexbear
- You can summon Hexbear by having an immeasurably bad take
- You can summon Hexbear by earnest posting
Those are the ways of summoning Hexbear.
The background colour blend isn't quite right, but I just knocked up one based on this.
ShowIf you say "defederate Hexbear" or "Hexbear users are tankies/fascists/bots/CCP shills/brigaders/etc" you automatically waive your right to not get made fun of.
The only way to avoid bear attacks is to vote for (blue no matter who) candidates with a strong anti-bear track record.