I can basically summarize our rules into a bulleted list, but I wanted to get suggestions from everyone as well. What are some punchy phrases that might help libs avoid getting bearhugged?

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    If a hexbear is approaching you, say "disengage! disengage!" over and over while fae is mauling you, faer sure to leave you alone.

  • flan [they/them]
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    1 year ago
    1. You can summon Hexbear by mentioning Hexbear
    2. You can summon Hexbear by having an immeasurably bad take
    3. You can summon Hexbear by earnest posting

    Those are the ways of summoning Hexbear.

  • culpritus [any]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    check out this cool logo, I think it might be an NFT lmao

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  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    If you say "defederate Hexbear" or "Hexbear users are tankies/fascists/bots/CCP shills/brigaders/etc" you automatically waive your right to not get made fun of.

  • Ofosho [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The only way to avoid bear attacks is to vote for (blue no matter who) candidates with a strong anti-bear track record.