I almost died from being too horny. I had a new bad dragon that I finally managed to stretch to the point where I could actually use it. I decided the best place would be the shower since the suction cup could be mounted on the wall and the lube wouldn't make a mess since any excess could just run down the drain. Those lubes are really effective and really slippery (especially when they're on wet tile). I backed up on it harder than I thought and instead of it bending and going slow it just rocketed in to the base. I still don't know if I passed out from that feeling, if it was the hot water making me feel light headed and I fainted, or if I slipped and just forgot die to the head injury. All I know is I woke up a few minutes later on the floor bleeding from beside my eye. Luckily I smacked my head on the shower seat and not the stone ledge but years later I've still got a scar there. Would have really sucked to die like that since all my other toys were out, I was still living with my parents, and I was still in the closet.
I almost died from being too horny. I had a new bad dragon that I finally managed to stretch to the point where I could actually use it. I decided the best place would be the shower since the suction cup could be mounted on the wall and the lube wouldn't make a mess since any excess could just run down the drain. Those lubes are really effective and really slippery (especially when they're on wet tile). I backed up on it harder than I thought and instead of it bending and going slow it just rocketed in to the base. I still don't know if I passed out from that feeling, if it was the hot water making me feel light headed and I fainted, or if I slipped and just forgot die to the head injury. All I know is I woke up a few minutes later on the floor bleeding from beside my eye. Luckily I smacked my head on the shower seat and not the stone ledge but years later I've still got a scar there. Would have really sucked to die like that since all my other toys were out, I was still living with my parents, and I was still in the closet.
The price that comes from being horny. Do not violate your volcel pledge
Oh god oh shit oh fuck. I swear officer I wasn't cumming