Should've told him that it's a good face mask tbh

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    He hasn't stopped shrieking since. And when the king shrieks, all of Britain hears it inside their brains. This will cripple their economy.

    • -6-6-6-@lemmygrad.ml
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      The only thing holding up their economy is Games Workshop so I think they'll just raise prices on their plastic toys and all will be well in britbongia. A totally serious country.

        • Enjoyer_of_Games [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          Does an empire of fanatical xenophobic colonists ruled by a decrepit corpse on a throne and maintained entirely through the sheer inertia of centuries old ritual and calcified institutions sound like something the british could come up with?

        • -6-6-6-@lemmygrad.ml
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          Yup. It's funny; when you look it up they're like "No no, we're international!!!"

          Show capitalist coping

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Plastic wrap? Oh now he won't stop shrieking till St Swithin's Day