One of the funniest things about Musk was that he is like the one CEO that tries to be "involved" with his companies instead of just being a typical CEO leech, collecting a paycheck, and he manages to just fuck up everything he touches. PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter. All he had to do was just buy out the stupid fucking companies, make some suggestions here or there and pretend he was an innovator and the money would just print for him. But what does he fucking do? He gets involved with the process, further solidifying the fact that CEOs are absolutely fucking useless. Not only are they not needed, but when they pretend to be part of the process, they ruin shit.
Exactly. Overvalued or not, it would have still made him money. Instead, it's lost over 75% of it's value in a year. Which is kind of fucking impressive.
lol buying Twitter not only ruined Twitter but now it's ruining all of Musk's other companies. he's worthless without the people who work for him. you can't have successful a company staffed entirely by groypers and marble bust statue pfp's
"all the noise" is such a feckless way of saying "my boss is a fascist"
Although the exact name of the upcoming vehicle is to be confirmed, ELO~N has referred to it as 'Cybercab', suggesting it could be similar in appearance to Tesla's Cybertruck.
Can we start calling him "Cybercuck"?
Everyone that works for him should quit. Last one hits the lights on the way out. And by "the lights" I mean "Elon in the face with a cinderblock"
'This will be one for the history books.'
I'm sure it will, Mr Musk, I'm sure it will
Waymo has already been operating driverless cabs in San Francisco for months
"Uh. Yeah. Haha! Yeah. Well. Not everyone is. Haha. You know not everyone is uh hardcore. I predicted this haha. I knew I had too many softcore leaders. And. Well. What was the question again?"
"I asked you for a comment on the nearly 90% drop in Tesla's stock price that every analyst attributes to your decisions to ignore everything and just post on Twitter 24/7, notably frequently posting well known OG and neo Nazi talking points. Comment on that?"
"Uh... haha... gulp"
I think if (I want to say "when"... but... This world is a bad joke so who knows) Tesla plummets to a "reasonable" price that it's been due to do for too many years now, even he's gonna have to gulp. Yeah he'll blame someone else ("The wokes didn't buy my custom swastika Cybertruck!") but still. He's already started cracking in interviews about his various fuckups at Twitter. If (when...) Tesla shits the bed, I dunno, I have hope that his internal coping mechanisms will finally be overrun. And then something funny might happen. Here's hoping anyway...
You could say eLawn and it would have the same effect plus more satire, and not look like you were going to visible lengths to make something that stands out in a paragraph.
Brb, gotta tell this gaggle of groupies to get off the e-lawn.
im glad it's that because i want him to stay the hell away from my music
I can't imagine him legitimately enjoying any sort of music at all.
Because he's just three edgy middle schoolers in a dumpy trenchcoat
