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    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 hours ago

      Yeah, and here in Burgerland, if someone says they are a "constitutionalist" what they mean is the document penned by slavers that had lofty aspirations to lord over the ignorant masses and continue enjoying acts of cruelty with their slaves.

      • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]
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        11 hours ago

        To this day, a provision still exists in the Burgerland constitution permitting slavery:

        Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

        Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          11 hours ago

          Oh, I'm quite aware of that loophole.

          Prison labor's all but certain to be plugged into robo servants soon, in addition to all their current roadway cleanup and treat-assembly toiling. JB-shining-aggro