This motherfucker is completely sedentary and eats fast food everyday. He's fucking 74 years old like holy shit.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Cain was in decline for weeks. He didn't have experimental anti-viral fetus serum inside a week of contracting the virus.

      Trump's jacked full of steroids and the Capitan America drug.

      I seriously wonder if he dies of a heart attack or a stroke by the end of this. But for now he's fine.