This motherfucker is completely sedentary and eats fast food everyday. He's fucking 74 years old like holy shit.

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?

    • gloomyroomy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Going to say this. He doesn't have stress. He doesn't stress himself to a destructive degree.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He has effectively unlimited access to modern medicine, and he's only 74.

    Being rich, having no real problems, and being able to go to very well equipped doctors whenever you feel like it keeps people alive.

    • 90u9y8gb9t86vytv97g [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Specifically the antibodies from a Covid recovered person's stem cells.

      No one else is getting that yet, and it will save him.

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Because the virus is SLOW and the worst hasn't even hit him yet. Not to mention all the experimental drugs he is on.

    • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I thought the worst was supposed to hit right about now assuming they were honest about when he first tested positive

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          Cain was in decline for weeks. He didn't have experimental anti-viral fetus serum inside a week of contracting the virus.

          Trump's jacked full of steroids and the Capitan America drug.

          I seriously wonder if he dies of a heart attack or a stroke by the end of this. But for now he's fine.

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      Stop getting my hopes up.
      We live in Hellworld, and occasionally something amusing will happen, but rarely something good.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      He's got experimental medication, early intervention, and round the clock care. He'll be fine.

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      Chris Christie is probably going to bite it, but Trump was pumped full of an antibody treatment and I really don't want to get my hopes up because it really does look like he'll suffer some long lasting symptoms yet still pull through.

  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    Because life is meaningless and god is dead. But mostly also just unlimited access to incredible drugs constantly: like us presidents are the most likely to survive anything due to their unfathomable access to healthcare

  • Will2Live [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Its hellworld and nothing bad happens to anyone who deserves it

    • Magjee [any]
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      4 years ago

      He was pumped full of the blood of slaughtered infants

  • Zodiark [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ok, so you know the game Final Fantasy 14?

    Vauthry is based on Donald Trump.

      • Will2Live [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Idk what this reference is but anything with trump phrasing becomes funny so I upvoted

      • throwawaylemmy [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        Folks, the Crystarium, they’re no good.

        I mean FF13-2 tried to fix it... but it was still kind of... "eh."

        Did like that once you finished a tract, you were able to choose a stat bonus (or extend the ATB bar) though.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    have you heard Ep 164 Deficit Rag, Matt has a good rant like this about an hour in

    • Khoryphos [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      lmao yup that's the inspiration for this post. i can still hear him in my head "HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!" easily one of the best chapo eps