Art by @bispau

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    Me, getting caffeinated enough to finally focus on a task:

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    • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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      4 days ago

      Get your own! meow-cactus

      Edit: Okay, I'm full now. You can have my leftover beanis. :beanis:

  • REgon [they/them]
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    4 days ago

    I once saw a group of raccoons break into a dumpster. It felt like I was a human in an animated movie about animals. I looked down an alley, saw a bunch of racoons working together to open the lid and then they all froze and slowly turned to look at me. If one of them had started speaking in a stereotypical mob accent, saying something like "Are you having a nice evening? We're having a nice evening. How about you keep walking and we all keep our evenings nice, huh pal? You didn't see nothin'." I would not have batted an eyelid.

    Anyway the elites don't want us to know that we take turns being the possum and the racoon