ypg-brace never talk without a lawyer

Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      Also I don't know what the top speed of a forklift is but I don't think it's very fast. His plan would only work in The Onion.

    • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      20,000lbs or so according to news reports.

      Average Toyota or Hyster forklift is like 3,000-12,000lbs. It wouldn’t even attempt to lift that limo, most likely.

      • crosswind [they/them]
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        1 month ago

        If you're trying to flip it instead of pick it up, you only have to lift half the weight, so maybe a strong one could, if the forks could handle all the weight being on the end. Sawed off forklift maybe?

        • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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          1 month ago

          Sawed off forklift

          Not what you were intending but I love the idea of concealed carrying an illegally shortened forklift