they would have to give Luffy so much fucking adderall to stave him off from immediately playing .io games on his chromebook in class that Makino would have to haggle on the phone for hours with insurance to get their prescribed dosage. Goku would be solely playing either Roblox tournament games or Fortnite depending on the day. Deku would be glued to a TikTok FYP showing him content farm AI-voice All Might fight recaps. Gon would be watching IShowSpeed and doing nothing but spamming Ws in chat.

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Biden ate the Dementia Dementia Fruit

    It doesn't give you any powers, just dementia

    • barrbaric [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      Actually it does give you lots of powers, but you forget you have them.

      • SadArtemis [she/her]
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        1 month ago

        Pretty much, he wouldn't use any of the powers either (save for maybe the nuclear football). Power to end homelessness, end genocide, end neo-imperialism? nahh biden-fall

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    1 month ago

    Show

    he woujd max out credit cards on in-app purchases 💔

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Luffy diagnosed with oppositional-defiant disorder and dosed with lorazepam from age seven.

    Goku in special education classes and sent to wilderness camp at age thirteen.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I have just realized that Luffy was more or less sent to one of those "troubled teen" places.

  • RiotDoll [she/her, she/her]
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    1 month ago

    the fights are the most tedious part of one piece

    give me the show where it's just the aggregation of grievances and the consequences thereof, spare me the epic fights

    this isn't true of dragon ball * stuff, for which the fights are load bearing

  • frauddogg [they/them, null/void]
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    1 month ago

    ...Wow, I actually can't maintain the bit this post makes me want to go find a shovel and invite you to a canyon at midnight

    Toptier badposting material