I really can't decide; there's some built in momentum because OMG MY CHILDHOOD among zoomers and such but it also feels bleak and deflated and is chasing a weary gimmick.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    7 hours ago

    I'm leaning on "it's absolute slop for younger slop hogs" and by sheer volume of young slop hogs to the trough it may score that billion.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        6 hours ago

        A Five Nights At Freddy's movie would probably make bank.

              • PKMKII [none/use name]
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                5 hours ago

                It did just shy of $300 million in the theaters. No where near Barbie, Mario, or Oppenheimer, but also only had a $20 million budget so the return on investment was decent.