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The Onion and its six-member editorial board do not listen to outsiders. Nor do we listen to data, facts, polls, the U.S. government, or the widely panned Geneva Conventions.
Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards
They really aren't pulling their punches!
I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.
I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.
There's some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.
I'm glad Americans are finally waking up. Biden may not be perfect, but he is the only candidate who can beat Trump. I'll be doing my part by voting for him as many times as possible this November!
I'm not even American but I've already voted for Joe Biden several times. Just wrote the name down on pieces of paper and mailed them off. Adressed them to Joe Biden too, so that shit counts double. Put some extra stamps on them, and that's exponential growth in the number of times I voted for him. I'm practically a swing state of my own, the way I'm swinging my massive votes around.
I'm very afraid some maga is going to read this comment and take it seriously.
screenshotting this and sending it to fox news as an admission of guilt
I'm a Republican who Does Her Own Research and I TOLD you Libtards that Biden was still in the Race! The whole Kamala thing was a SHAM! HOW can they Endorse Biden if he isn't running STUPIDS!
You've clearly not been following their Israel/Gaza headlines. They've absolutely been on fire.
The follow up tweet is quite good;
Joe Biden has stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president.
Just so everybody knows what kind of fucking liberal is this brain dead this guy regularly complains that lgbtq and trans people are bad because if you say bad things about them people get mad at you.
You weren't kidding. This guy is one of those "I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn't use slurs anymore so now that's why I'm a conservative."
I like the one where he said if you "criticize" a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you "criticize" a gay person everybody gets mad at you.
I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you're criticizing straight people for being straight.
Nobody ever criticizes me for being straight IRL so I have to do it all myself :cri:
for the good of everyone on the planet, please never communicate another thought or feeling ever again, over any medium
Never heard of the Onion before?
Edit. Oh Jesus, I looked at their comments. Insane nut job mascot.
