a. "there are reports of 10s of thousands of chinese troops massing at the US border" LMAOOOO

b. boring.

  1. Lol maybe if they weren't total libs

  2. Ok.

  3. Yeah that's not gonna happen, god I wish tho.

  4. It would be dope if China had agents at all levels of the US State 😍

  5. Arresting Trump and banning reactionaries online seems reasonable. I'm starting to like this Biden presidency!

  6. Chinese troops invading US territory without a shot fired right after Biden is elected? Someone prepare the welcome party! 🥳

  7. Hell yes, here we go, Chinese sponsored socialist revolution time :crab-party:

  8. Cool, though by this point I will have gained a new respect for him in starting the revolution

  9. Yeah I mean I don't think so, that would probably be the fasc-

  10. -ists. Oh, I see, the counter-revolutionaries and brownshirts will be blowing up infrastructure and doing general terrorism and be blaming it on the left. Nothing new here.

  11. Lol, no, it'll be the US State that will do this when the rev. starts.

  12. More like the white-supremacist military will purge itself of dissidents and go full force on the masses if the purge succeeds. This one scares me tbh

  13. The US State asking China for help with dealing with reactionaries? Lol

  14. Good.

  15. Always with the "THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE OUR CHURCHES"

15(again). Eww to Kamala, but the rest is based.

Glad to see the reactionaries haven't caught onto the difference between liberals and us, we're definitely not strong enough for that yet.

    • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I've been going down the rabbit hole of alt-right/Q media today, and boy there's some prime content for analysis of all kinds :xi:

    • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      If China had 10,000 troops at the ready to invade the US from Canada right now I would be SO HAPPY. Living in Michigan finally paid off!

        • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          Just look at the Red Dawn movies, they have absolutely no idea why any of these 'enemy' countries would invade the US other than to destroy 'Murica and 'Murican Values. So in the movies the invaders do absolutely nothing but lock up 'patriots', stand around, and act as fodder to be slaughtered by the enlightened resistance fighters.

            • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
              hexagon
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              edit-2
              4 years ago

              I mean the first Red Dawn was back in the 80's, and to a degree its the same theme we've seen since the rise of film as a medium.

              "They hate us for our freedom" was likely something spawned all the way back to the early 20th century in reaction to the formation of the USSR. It also could be repurposed in propaganda against Germany and Japan in WW2, equivocating fascism and communism in whatever way they like. And obviously it continued with China, DPRK, Venezuela, Cuba, etc.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    there are reports of 10s of thousands of chinese troops massing at the US border

    Those are rookie numbers, Xi.

    We'll need at least a million to enforce the Mayocide.

    • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      You're forgetting about the millions of Antifa guerrillas that have been trained by cold war sleeper agents for the past four decades. Its already started!

  • post_trains [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Do I get professional development hours to keep my Marxist certification up to date for this secret antifa training? I’ve got a busy Q3 coming up what with all these fake ballots I have to fill out for General Comissariat Biden.

    • cpfhornet [she/her,comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Please contact your local commissar, its likely you'll need to fill out some self-criticism documentation in order to get an extension on the training. We've all got busy schedules, I myself have been trying to plan the transformation of all churches into cultural marxism factories, and as you can imagine there's a lot to be done.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "BUT DON'T shoot anyone unless they are actively threatening your lives. You AREN'T the police"

    Lmao, QAnon says ACAB?

  • taelor [any]
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    4 years ago

    How does this shit gain traction? I’m just gobsmacked that anyone believes this, let alone passes it on and prays for divine intervention. I so don’t have my finger on the pulse of this nation...