a. "there are reports of 10s of thousands of chinese troops massing at the US border" LMAOOOO

b. boring.

1. Lol maybe if they weren't total libs

2. Ok.

3. Yeah that's not gonna happen, god I wish tho.

4. It would be dope if China had agents at all levels of the US State 😍

5. Arresting Trump and banning reactionaries online seems reasonable. I'm starting to like this Biden presidency!

6. Chinese troops invading US territory without a shot fired right after Biden is elected? Someone prepare the welcome party! 🥳

7. Hell yes, here we go, Chinese sponsored socialist revolution time :crab-party:

8. Cool, though by this point I will have gained a new respect for him in starting the revolution

9. Yeah I mean I don't think so, that would probably be the fasc-

10. -ists. Oh, I see, the counter-revolutionaries and brownshirts will be blowing up infrastructure and doing general terrorism and be blaming it on the left. Nothing new here.

11. Lol, no, it'll be the US State that will do this when the rev. starts.

12. More like the white-supremacist military will purge itself of dissidents and go full force on the masses if the purge succeeds. This one scares me tbh

13. The US State asking China for help with dealing with reactionaries? Lol

14. Good.

15. Always with the "THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE OUR CHURCHES"

15(again). Eww to Kamala, but the rest is based.

Glad to see the reactionaries haven't caught onto the difference between liberals and us, we're definitely not strong enough for that yet.