I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      2 months ago

      it's for people with black belts in jujitsu, taekwondo, and Six Sigma

      • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        1. i literally not could give less of a fuck about optics, liberal

        2. i am a communist, fascists will brand me a terrorist no matter what i do or say

        3. terrorism against the united states is good

        Death to America

      • afters [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        I wish a brutal death to America, one so powerful that the ripples of its falling strikes immense fear into those who partook in its monstrosities and would dare to even try and rebuild something similar

      • REgon [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there's still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.
        "Optics" is a goof and you've been cooked to believe in something pointless. Democrats are being called commies no matter what, the green new deal made them cry about NWO and adrenochrome, optics is a ghast
        If your gut reaction to seeing something you dislike is to do tone policing about how it might mwake widdle wepwuwikwans sad then you are no friend of mine and I am fairly sure you are no friend of @2Password2Remember@hexbear.net either. If you give a shit about any of this, then go waste everyones time in a place that matters at least.

        You were the type who would try to change the chant at demonstrations. You ratted on people who tagged cameras. Death to america and death to types like you.

          • REgon [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            i-cant

            @imgcat@lemmy.ml get in here you little dweeb and voice your displeasure where people can see it and dunk on you for your dumbass cowardly behaviour and worldview. Fuck your mother, fuck your father, fuck whoever raised you, cry until you dehydrate and die

        • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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          2 months ago

          Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there's still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.

          wtf I love scrum now

      • heggs_bayer
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        2 months ago

        It would be better to say death to capitalism.

        Porque no los dos?

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        2 months ago

        Here's a better idea, an American pub with tequila-based mixed drinks.

        Marg Bar America, if you will.

        🍹📊🇺🇲