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(this is a shitpost, generational politics is a fuck) (no third party votes were allowed, as it is democratic process)

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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    4 hours ago

    It's so sad that they limit the kids to the same shitty two party system

    Can't even have president Taylor Swift in the imaginary realm, capitalist realism is a motherfucker

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      16 minutes ago

      The virgin Nickelodeon Kids-Pick-The-President vs the CHAD Cartoon Network “just have the characters run for an imaginary office LMAO”, could at least be a good way to teach kids basic Civics.

      (BTW. I’m voting for Goku under the Toonami party)

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    2 hours ago

    That's still gen alpha unless generations are only like five years now

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      4 hours ago

      The other 48% may be the kind that are doing the "totally not racist" bullying evasion thing of chanting "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!" at visiting teams with certain... attributes. us-foreign-policy

      Ask me how I know. debord-tired

        • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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          2 hours ago

          Ugh, shit sucks.

          While I know next to nothing about how Gen alpha will shape up politically, when I started out substitute teaching one of my first students was this kid, let’s call him Henry.

          Henry was a pretty well-intended kid, he really liked the UK and Japan in particular (I didn’t have the heart to tell him) and he mentioned that NATO stands for the free world….and mentioned that the Middle East and Russia are just absolutely unsalvageable (but FWIW. He did express sympathy for Malala and he think she’s cool.)

          This trend tends to be consistent with Gen alpha people who have given politics any serious thought, and tend to be…NAFOy. “liberal democracy good and the US is the liberal democracy factory!”

          • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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            2 hours ago

            tends to be consistent with Gen alpha people who have given politics any serious thought, and tend to be…NAFOy

            generic centrist vibes-based hawkism is like the stem cell of what ideology an american develops into as far as ive seen (I was there up until i was abt 10yo, and that was even while i started becoming a politics nerd)

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 hours ago

          Or even more embarrassing: trolls on 4chan who have nothing better to do.

          Show

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 hours ago

      They haven't heard about crypto investment insurance tax break for pell grant recipients

  • Guamer [she/her]
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    3 hours ago

    Gotta indoctrinate the kids early that there are only 2 choices and no other possibilities

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    4 hours ago

    The slime placement seems to say "fuck Oregon, Idaho, and Montana, and especially fuck Vermont."