I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.
The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.
Considering it's only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I'm probably screaming
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn't work
Absolutely nothing because people who have elevator conversations are not worth talking to.
Hey. Some of my best conversations have taken place in an elevator.
But yeah, I'm not worth talking to
Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy
Nothing. It’s eight seconds and both of us are probably going to be glancing at our phones anyway.
This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those "you have 24hs with me" ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.
I don't understand. What's a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?
It's just that normal gravity on earth feels exactly like being in an accelerating elevator in space. So you can't tell the difference from the inside. Like in the elevator you can ask them, whether you're still on earth or accelerating in space. Einstein used this thought experiment to develop the general theory of relativity.
Basically Einstein thinking about that weird feeling you get in your gut when an elevator starts upwards led to him concluding that mass bends spacetime making light from distant stars go in curves around the sun, which was confirmed during the next available solar eclipse.
Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...
Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".
