Uhh. Okay so it's like 19th century Mediteranean france, and some guy has invented the ruler but to get funding he has to marry the son of a rich measuring tape magnet, but he's not gay, but he is gay, and via hijinks he comes to understand himself better and falls in love for real and that's the secret origin story of rules.
In Europe it was called "8 1/2", with an unrated release called "8 1/2 Uncut".
Tagline for a Cumtown biopic
The plot would play out like every music biopic, ending with the breakup and a text "Where are they now" segment right before the credits.
Straight couple learning how to romance by watching yaoi and yuri doing their best to combine the two genres.
Change it to Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, and baby, you've got a stew going.
damn for a second i thought this was an actual movie from like 2012
edit: this is a real movie from 2007
Jonathan British: Secret Gaygent is about a heterosexual MI8 agent who needs to disguise as gay in order to infiltrate a cell of gay activists who plan on releasing gay chemicals to make everyone gay
The movie ends with him jumping on the gaynade to take the brunt of the gay explosion, sacrificing his heterosexuality for his country.
The post-credits scene will have him showing interest in American football, leaving it to the audience to decide if perhaps he can yet be straight again.
The cia did genuinely try to make gay chemicals that make you gat
There has to be an 80s montage with Huey Lewis singing "It's gay to be straight"
The movie version of that meme about pretending to be gay to get invited to the girls' sleepover
Mid 2000s comedy starring a Wilson brother and Vince Vaughn.
Title: Bang Brothers
Here's the plot:
Wilson bro has the hots for a girl he meets at a corporate retreat for small business owners/corporate types. Wilson brother owns a gun shop with Vince Vaughn called Bang Bros. Love interest is CFO of a non-profit to raise LGBTQ awareness. Through a series of mistaken identity and hijinx, Wilson brother and Vince have to shoot a porn in order to win the affection of his new CFO friend, and to somehow evade back taxes.
I don't know how it ends but Will Ferrell makes a cameo appearance as a porn industry mogul which is unfunnier than everything that happens before it.
In order to fast track to an upper income position at an evangelical megachurch franchise and afford a home in the suburban San Diego his fiance desires, ex-Special Forces & Warrior for Christ First Lieutent Burton "Burn" Strongbeef must seduce the corrupted scion of a religious family that controls it's board of elders. As a Christian soldier, Burn is a virgin and has been saving himself for marriage and this is the only way to build a family.
This summer, sparks will fly in Gay Sex 2: Fellowship of the O-Ring
