mikek [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agoRemember when Patton Oswalt compared the upcoming Obama presidency to government blowjob robots?message-squaremessage-square6 fedilinkarrow-up131file-text
arrow-up130message-squareRemember when Patton Oswalt compared the upcoming Obama presidency to government blowjob robots?mikek [none/use name] to Main • 4 years agomessage-square6 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecrispyhexagon [none/use name]hexbear12·4 years agoanother day in 2048, and my disguise still holds; i give thanks every day that middle school was one long montage of learning to do the robot. the full automation of society has come to pass, and while it isnt particularly luxurious, there are some perks. for most. but not me. when the blowbots were first rolled out, promises were made, but the cumbot tech never manifested the struggle for the means of blowjob production is real, and our revolution marches on. 🍆 💦 🤖 link
another day in 2048, and my disguise still holds; i give thanks every day that middle school was one long montage of learning to do the robot.
the full automation of society has come to pass, and while it isnt particularly luxurious, there are some perks. for most. but not me.
when the blowbots were first rolled out, promises were made, but the cumbot tech never manifested
the struggle for the means of blowjob production is real, and our revolution marches on.
🍆 💦 🤖