The kid has a fucking stanley cup lol

That kid is about 45 years old.

Is that girl future president Hillary "Rod ham" Clinton?

Pretty sure that's his short wife.

You accuse me of making a mockery of the electoral process, yet, in your arrogance, you followed me to the voting booth and asked who I'm voting for, infringing on the sanctity of the secret vote. Do better, daughter.

Ouch, my bones

Should have gone with the good old 'yo mama'.