First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!
With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
are you going to send the Cards Against Humanity owners to a CIA blacksite for doing such brutal social media dunks on you?
Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!