First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!
With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!
are you going to send the Cards Against Humanity owners to a CIA blacksite for doing such brutal social media dunks on you?
Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!
can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.
All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.
Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.
Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?
MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!
What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?
How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!
What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!
I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
