Hestia [she/her, love/loves] to askchapo • 2 months agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square34 fedilinkarrow-up179file-text
arrow-up179message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [she/her, love/loves] to askchapo • 2 months agomessage-square34 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]hexbear16·1 month agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never. link
minus-squareHestia [she/her, love/loves]hexagonhexbear15·1 month agoThat's it. I'm making a change.org petition. link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear13·1 month ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear10·1 month agowho am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent" link
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]hexbear10·1 month agodamn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/ link
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]hexbear7·1 month agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh link
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent"
damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh