Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 11 hours agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square31 fedilinkarrow-up169file-text
arrow-up169message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [comrade/them, she/her] to askchapo • 11 hours agomessage-square31 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]hexbear14·7 hours agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never. link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear8·4 hours ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch link
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]hexbear7·4 hours agowho am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent" link
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]hexbear5·4 hours agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh link
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]hexbear8·5 hours agodamn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/ link
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]hexagonhexbear12·7 hours agoThat's it. I'm making a change.org petition. link
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent"
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh
damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.