Corn Pop (William L. Morris) died in December 2016, unfortunately. Not that being a cadaver would stop the Dems, based on the fact that Biden is still in office, but you get the idea.
Given his passing, I propose the Honeycomb's "The Craver" as a viable alternate.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sadly Joe Biden killed Corn Pop. Pretty sure he did it just to stop Kamala from winning.
Kamala-Corn 2024 would certainly have gotten the treatbrains to the polls.
If Kamala really wanted a healthy breakfast she would've put Corn Pops in her cabinet. Missed opportunity.
I think the only bad part about TC69 returning is that she's going to out shitpost most of us. We really can't compete
Nothing says splitting from Biden like making his arch nemesis your chief of staff
