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  • LisaTrevor [she/her, they/them]
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    16 days ago

    As we confront a second Donald Trump presidency, we have two tasks ahead. First, try to learn from what happened. And then, make a plan.

    sunny-breakdown I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have a plan.

    EDIT: I read the rest of it and I actually don't disagree with much of what she said lol

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      ·
      16 days ago

      those are the hooks of liberalism reaching for you, they can describe the problems and then offer some technically-not-wrong solutions, then you vote for them and nothing changes obama-medal

      • LisaTrevor [she/her, they/them]
        ·
        16 days ago

        don't worry, I know, I was just expecting worse. to expand, I just mean what she says makes sense if you must strictly limit your scope of engagement to what might be possible within the Democratic party. Luckily, you don't gotta do that.

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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          edit-2
          16 days ago

          stalin-approval I almost included that exact parenthetical (within the scope allowed by capitalist liberal democracy) but it made the line wrap and my brain made me remove it

    • REgon [they/them]
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      16 days ago

      Egon always had a plan, yet he always ended in jail. Plans don't work when you're full of hubris. Such is life.

      This is a deepcut referencing one of the only western film franchises allowed in GDR

  • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
    ·
    16 days ago

    For my entire career, I’ve studied how the system is rigged against working-class families.

    And helped perpetuate it

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    ·
    16 days ago

    On paper, the U.S. economy is the strongest in the world. But working families are struggling with big expenses like the cost of housing, health care, and childcare.

    I know you and the rest of your useless cohort always say "We hear you. We see you. We are listening to you." But here's a thought. Fucking do something.

    Finally, Democrats currently in office must work with urgency.

    Um... Like you did in 2021 and 2022???

    Now it is our turn to pull up our socks and get back in the fight.

    What a weird way to end a statement that's nominally about active resistance not hashtag resistance.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        16 days ago

        "I think we need to remove Mike from the MainGroup Trump Taskforce a-s-a-p."

        "Why?"

        "Saggy ass socks."

        "Oh my goodness! He's gotta go!" Mike is removed from the taskforce within the hour and the taskforce's Twitter account tweets...

        Always be professional. NO excuses. Hashtag no hashtag *active* resistance.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    16 days ago

    Oh my god, is this not the end of my catharsis? Are the dems gonna humiliate themselves further by picking up the mantle of the #Resistance again after a year of genocide and getting laughed out of the galaxy?

    • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
      ·
      16 days ago

      Okay, yes, but consider that if its like last time: they're more likely to give us resources if we jack them off about it a little

      And very funny even if not.

        • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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          16 days ago

          Look, some of them have cute bodies. Plus its not sex if libs aren't people, so it doesn't count as chea...oh I see why nobody dates me.

            • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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              16 days ago

              Look, were all in a relationship here, and if that means arranging us by internal volume and voring each other sequentially, maybe with some chanting and killer incense, I think it would be weird of me to be the one who breaks the chain.

              Am I enthusiastic? Not really. But I'm willing to give it a shot, just in case its fun, or you enjoy yourselves and its worth. I'm doing this for you.

            • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
              ·
              16 days ago

              Show

              The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

              نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

              volcel-police

  • kittin [he/him]
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    16 days ago

    This is the most important vote in history democracy itself is on the line this is the final chance to stop fascism oh he won yeah sure I work for him now

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
    cake
    ·
    16 days ago

    reiterating that the military’s oath is to the Constitution

    Where was this when Biden went around congress to arm a genocide?

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexagon
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      16 days ago

      Neoliberals who believe in absolutely nothing are putting a lot of faith in the oath of a bunch of right wing zoomers who also believe in nothing.