Edit: this situation has now been resolved, according to anonymous sources... only vigorous self-crit and two fights.

For legal purposes, this is a joke.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      2 days ago

      Don't you love farce?
      My fault, I fear.
      I thought that you'd want what I want.
      Sorry, my dear.
      But where are the tanks?
      Quick, send in the tanks!
      Don't bother, they're here...