• Wertheimer [any]
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      2 months ago

      They've got one hand in your pocket and the other is giving themselves a high five

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Hurt and jaded by their betrayal, Canadian Nineties indie-pop singer Alanis Morissette went on to rally 1.5 million people to vote for Trump.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    We spent all our money on celebrities that have contempt for the poor and now the poor won't vote for us. Please help us balance the campaign checkbook my candidate is starving.

  • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Man if they had booked Alanis that would really have clinched it for them. Would have won my vote.

  • miz [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    this is exquisite but so far the only source we have on this is The Spectator

    • Wertheimer [any]
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      2 months ago

      And in another confusing twist, the author of that article is named Stephen Miller.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I assume that any millionaire's self-interest is to pay fewer taxes and preserve the status quo that lets them live an unsustainable and socially unjustifiable lifestyle. If a millionaire endorses a candidate, I assume that candidate made some backroom deal with them to hurt me. Everyone on that list is a red flag who would make me distrust Harris even if I was apolitical. They're all much wealthier than any landlord I've had and those landlords structurally don't see me as a human.