I made it for an effortpost I now no longer will make.
The password is hunter2

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    yeonmi-park On Hexbear they can't afford more than one account, so all the users share the same account

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      Can't believe I would say such things

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    Did we just crash the site?

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        2 months ago

        This is site history doggirl-sweat

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      Yes. Now we make a post in main saying we were making changes behind the scenes while it was down

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        2 months ago

        The color revolution is happening

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        2 months ago

        Bureaucrats are in control

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      Clearly we need to take over

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    changing the password is reactionary doggirl-growl

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      you wouldn't buy a car change a shared Netflix account's password

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    This account is now public property.

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    Oh it is actually hunter2

    Hey hi im Bureaucrat, how are you everyone? i-cant

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    Oh FUCK it does work lol.

    This is the true spirit of Communism - Marx would be proud. Let us all share this bit account and the means of shitposting - we will reach the stars!!! rat-salute

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    catgirl-smug hacker voice I'm in doggirl-smug

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        edit-2
        2 months ago

        This would require me to log out.

        I do not know if I know my password. The consequences could be disastrous!

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          2 months ago

          Open an incognito tab! Also, you 100% should go into your saved passwords and save it to a password manager or something. Or is it not saved?

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          You can be logged in to both bureaucrat and your own account at the same time without going to a private window

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        I did, everyone should followfaith-car-jam

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    mods if this account starts to post reactionary nonsense it's probably good to ban it

    edit: we can just remove the nonsense ourselves

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      We need to stay vigilant and delete any reactionary statement wreckers within the collective might make!

        • kristina [she/her]
          ·
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          She fucking murdered tuvix smh

          And why would anyone want neelix back

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          edit-2
          2 months ago

          probably missed the memo, but I'm recusing myself if the @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net's Bureaucracy gets in trouble. While if it's anything that genuinely threatens the site or its users I'll step in, otherwise it'll be up to everyone else in the imperialist Hexbear State to render judgement on the communist dual power structure that is the Bureaucracy.

          Edit: Also I'm a barbarian that doesn't watch TV so I don't get the ref.

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      don't even hesitate lmao, worst case scenario we can just splinter the hivemind and make accounts Bureaucrat000->Bureaucrat999

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        2 months ago

        Yu: I was thinking if this one gets banned to make one like it, but with vetting

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          2 months ago

          The password could be shared via DMs

          • Bureaucrat
            hexagon
            ·
            2 months ago

            But what about us pups without DMs doggirl-gloom

            • Bureaucrat
              hexagon
              ·
              2 months ago

              make a hexbear account, we'll find you again in samsara doggirl-thumbsup

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    Show

    mwah hah hah i'm in!!

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        2 months ago

        This is a fantastic bit.

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          2 months ago

          we should do this more often

            • Bureaucrat
              hexagon
              ·
              2 months ago

              Next time a lib wanders in, have bureaucrat overwhelm them

              • Bureaucrat
                hexagon
                ·
                2 months ago

                would have a legendary comments:user ratio

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    2 months ago

    Hey if someone logs in does it log everyone else out or is the account running for multiple people.

    If so can you argue with yourself but not know who you're bickering with?

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      We are puppy (multiple can share an account)

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          2 months ago

          You can actually be logged in to both bureaucrat and your own account at the same time without going to a private browser crush

      • Bureaucrat
        hexagon
        ·
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        WE ARE JAPANESE GOBLIN PUPPY doggirl-happy (it's a reference)

        • Bureaucrat
          hexagon
          ·
          2 months ago

          kitty-cri-screm nooo not Japanese goblin

          • Bureaucrat
            hexagon
            ·
            edit-2
            2 months ago

            うぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん
            どぅゆぅはぶけいのたかとびおにごろし
            あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん
            あかあおきいろのおにずあんどもあ
            はいびびっとしゃとるーずぐりーんおに
            せくしーみでぃあむばいおれっとおに
            むらさきだいだいしゃくなげおに
            らららいえるかなとぅないひゃっきやぎょう

            はいてんしょんじゃぱにーずごぶりん
            どらんくはっぴーどんどんへべれけ
            あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん
            れつごーつきみだうたえやさわげや
            ふろしきつつんでしゃるうぃーなんちゃら
            ひともあやかしもしゃくにほしうかべ
            くるしゅうないぞくるしゅうないぞ
            ぶれいくあうとでぶれいこう

            夕闇がこの場所を包むから
            今宵の肴に待ち惚け
            繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
            華密恋が空に揺ぐ

            人は皆誰しもが非力だと
            里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
            拳で問うエカセニクリニ
            後はもう忘れ物

            いつか見たあの月がまた覗くから
            今宵も宴でさて舞い踊れ
            きらり光り瞬き消えて
            夜明けはもうすぐそこ

            夕闇がこの場所を包むから
            今宵の肴に待ち惚け
            繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
            華密恋が空に揺ぐ

            (えーこれより鬼ヶ島国際鬼サミットを開会致します。
            昨年度多くの負傷者を出し、角がかける程度の被害が
            出ている豆腐ハンバーグ問題につきまして
            なまはげ委員会主導の下
            「大豆 ダメ・絶対」キャンペーンを実施致しまして、
            国民の鬼の皆様が間違えて摂取せぬよう、こちらの
            方針にてお知らせしていきたいと考えております)

            repeat(★1)

            repeat(★1)

            repeat(★1)

            今日も夜の帳が降りるから
            今宵の肴に待ち惚け
            ありふれた夕焼け亜麻色に
            華密恋が空に揺ぐ

            人は皆誰しもが非力だと
            里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
            拳で問うエカセニクリニ
            後はもう忘れ物

            いつか見たあの月がまた覗くから
            今宵も宴でさて舞い踊れ
            きらり光り瞬き消えて
            夜明けはもうすぐそこ

            今日も夜の帳が降りるから
            今宵の肴に待ち惚け
            ありふれた夕焼け亜麻色に
            華密恋が空に揺ぐ

            夕闇がこの場所を包むから
            今宵の肴に待ち惚け
            繰り返すまだかなもういいよ
            華密恋が空に揺ぐ

            人は皆誰しもが非力だと
            里に伝わるはカタシハヤ
            拳で問うエカセニクリニ
            後はもう忘れ物

            WE ARE JAPANESE GOBLIN

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      The account is running with us

  • Mindfury [he/him]
    ·
    2 months ago

    this is an all timer

    and after the last week, boy does it feel good

  • Bureaucrat
    hexagon
    ·
    2 months ago

    Lmao this actually works, hello fellow Bureaucrats skeleton-wave

    • Bureaucrat
      hexagon
      ·
      2 months ago

      Witness? No, you get to join. Join us comfy