Conservative women are trash at sex. They just kinda lay there. I don't have first hand experience, but my friends who have banged conservatives all attest to this.

What I do have experience with is leftists are wild in bed. Men, women, and everything in between, they are fun and understand how to use mind games and stuff sexually. Libs tend to be like "ok, I wanna sex now, let's go to bedroom and just now am I gonna bring up sex stuff and act sexually in any way". No leadup, no fun, almost stressful.