• yoink [she/her]
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      18 hours ago

      funny enough i think alan wake in the sequel joins this club too

      behold the face of a man who's lost control of his life

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    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      18 hours ago

      de-electrochemistry You just need a little bit more disco. A bottle of Commodore Red or three, a little bit of speed on the side, also you should really try asking Klaasje out just one more time.

      de-volition She is a witness in a murder investigation, we are not asking her out again.

      de-rhetoric You should also consider that it's a lot harder to kill everybody with more than 25 Réal in their pockets when you're that drunk. I think we should reach for a compromise that works for all of us, half a bottle, then start impaling the bourgeoisie.

  • VHS [he/him]
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    21 hours ago

    I wear a green field jacket and jeans all the time. Where's my wife