just stormed out of the maternity ward. was trying to do a nice thing, woman i know is giving birth today so i gave her a ride. i figure, ok, i nutted in her, i can give her a ride i guess so long as she abides by the gas ass or grass rule. keep in mind i had to cancel fantasy WWE league to give this broad a ride so i'm already pissed off. i barely know her btw but somehow this is all my problem. anyway so after like 9 hours of her just being fucking dramatic acting like she was literally giving birth while nothing was even happening, this baby splooges out. im thinking, finally! my phone died an hour ago and i'm just over it already. anyway this fucking antisemitic thing comes out screaming and whining and naturally im immediately taken aback. "oh i get it, crying like those palestinian kids from the videos on the internet! very funny!" i told myself THAT morning "today is the day you DO something about it" and guess what? i kicked that nazi baby right where his teeth would have been had he not just been born 45 seconds ago. yeah that'll teach him. and on my way out, there's a whole room literally FILLED with these mini nazis, all crying in exactly the same mocking tone. as if in the womb he had telepathically communicated with this room down the hall to let them all know a jew was coming and to mock him. which really makes me wonder what sort of technology hamas must have!
just stormed out of the maternity ward. was trying to do a nice thing, woman i know is giving birth today so i gave her a ride. i figure, ok, i nutted in her, i can give her a ride i guess so long as she abides by the gas ass or grass rule. keep in mind i had to cancel fantasy WWE league to give this broad a ride so i'm already pissed off. i barely know her btw but somehow this is all my problem. anyway so after like 9 hours of her just being fucking dramatic acting like she was literally giving birth while nothing was even happening, this baby splooges out. im thinking, finally! my phone died an hour ago and i'm just over it already. anyway this fucking antisemitic thing comes out screaming and whining and naturally im immediately taken aback. "oh i get it, crying like those palestinian kids from the videos on the internet! very funny!" i told myself THAT morning "today is the day you DO something about it" and guess what? i kicked that nazi baby right where his teeth would have been had he not just been born 45 seconds ago. yeah that'll teach him. and on my way out, there's a whole room literally FILLED with these mini nazis, all crying in exactly the same mocking tone. as if in the womb he had telepathically communicated with this room down the hall to let them all know a jew was coming and to mock him. which really makes me wonder what sort of technology hamas must have!