A friend asked me this a while back and the only answer I had was "What color is Michael Parenti?"

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    10 hours ago

    "Do you have an outdoor cat?"

    The correct response is to then engage in a fistfight to the death.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      edit-2
      10 hours ago

      Possibly followed by "You don't have a cat - why not?" and a fistfight is not mandatory but encouraged.